For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.
If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still have a perfectly clear idea of what was going on.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Drama is life with the dull parts cut out of it.