Bill Maher Wonder Quotations

Sometimes I'm dragging my ass out to the airport at 8 a.m. on a Saturday and I'm wondering why I'm doing this, but once I walk on stage I know why...because I'm addicted.

Everybody has a magazine and a channel. There are 500 channels and 500 magazines, and we wonder why we're not united as a country.

I don't do heroin myself, but it's done wonders for my music collection.

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.