Bob Hope One Line Quotations

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

Please don't stand up on my account.

It gave dirty politics a bad name.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

Lots of travel, away from home.

It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.