I can't make up for the 10 years I missed, but I'm trying not to miss any more. I was the best bowler in the world for eight years and had as good a career as anyone who ever played the game. I've been a very fortunate person.
Trying to make strangers laugh is crazy and more than a little narcissistic.
A big company is like trying to steer a luxury liner.
Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.
The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.
American television constantly tries to co-op British comedy and create their own version of it. Most of the time it doesn't work; obviously, in the case of 'The Office,' it did. But a lot of times, it doesn't really work.