Dave Barry Miami Quotations

Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.

People - just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually.

Why else do we have Miami, if not to give me material?

The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.

Miami, you can never run out of material. As long as you have Miami around you, you will never, never stop being amused.

Miami does not have a visitor-friendly airport. At Miami International, a cramped and dingy labyrinth, the message is: Just Try to Find Our Baggage Claim Area!