Dennis Miller Politics Quotations

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life.

But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile

Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.

I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.

Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.

I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.

Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.

Companionate Conservatism - Making the streets safer before people are kicked out onto them.

The Nazi signs have got to stop. If you're in a peace march and the guy next to you has a sign saying that 'Bush is Hitler,' forget the peace thing for a second and beat his ass, because he is not Hitler.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.