Don Marquis Funny Quotations

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see.