For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.