Evan Esar Divorce Quotations

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.

Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.