Evan Esar Two Quotations

Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven.

The difference between two men is usually a woman.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece.