Fran Lebowitz Literature Quotations

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature.

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.