Franklin P. Adams Birthday Quotations

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!