Garrison Keillor Needs Quotations

Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, they're tasty and expeditious! They're made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster.

Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.

Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers.

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.