George Carlin Shoes Quotations

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.

The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

Religion - religion, at best - at BEST - is like a lift in your shoe. If you need it for a while, and it makes you walk straight and feel better - fine. But you don't need it forever, or you can become permanently disabled. Religion is like a lift in the shoe, and I say just don't ask me to wear your shoes. And let's not go down and nail lifts onto the natives' feet.