Graham Chapman People Quotations

World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.

Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.

Other people build sketches after taking too many sleeping pills, but I never preferred that method, since I would keep dropping my pencil.

You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.