Greg Fitzsimmons People Quotations

If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married.

When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.

Trickle-down economics - it didn't work. The whole idea was supply-side economics: give rich people a lot of money; they'll spend it, it'll go into the economy. Here's what we found out - rich people, really good at keeping all the money. That's how they got rich. If you want it in the economy, give it to the poor people. You know what they're really good at? Spending all their money.

There's so many ways to do stand up, and I think for awhile, people weren't really maximizing the freedom of it.

I'm sure people are shocked when they see a guy speeding and cutting them off and having road rage while in a Prius.