Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.