This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.