H. L. Mencken Anniversary Quotations

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.