I like girls, but I prefer having a girlfriend. I like having someone I can spoil.
Ages ago, my girlfriend had this little park near her house, with a bridge running over a stream and I set up all these candles on the bridge. But when I called her and told her she said it was too dark and she wasn't coming out.
People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.