For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy.
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.