Henny Youngman Men Quotations
Henny Youngman Quotes about:
Men Quotes from:
- All Men Quotes
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Henry David Thoreau
- William Shakespeare
- Samuel Johnson
- Friedrich Nietzsche
- Mahatma Gandhi
- Ayn Rand
- Mark Twain
- Gilbert K Chesterton
- Henry Ward Beecher
- Thomas Jefferson
- Aristotle
- C S Lewis
- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
- Swami Vivekananda
- H L Mencken
- Charles Spurgeon
- Thomas Carlyle
- George Bernard Shaw
- Confucius
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Doors Quotes
A little man is running a jewelry store. A man runs in saying, Okay, take my watch, put on a new band, install a new battery, clean the case, install a new crystal, and tune it up. I will be back in a half hour for it. Thanks! and runs out the door. The little jeweler says, C-C-C-Come in?
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Next Day Quotes
A man goes to a barbershop and asks, How many ahead of me? Five. The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, How many ahead of me? Four. The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, How many ahead of me? Six. The man leaves, and the barber says to another, Follow that man! The man comes back and says, He goes to your house!