Jasper Fforde Believe Quotations

You see? I know where every single book used to be in the library. She pointed to the shelf opposite. Over there was Catch-22, which was a hugely popular fishing book and one of a series, I believe.

I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the ProCaths tried everything. I personally saved him from assassination eight times.

I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.

If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look.

the best lies to tell are the ones people want to believe