Jeff Foxworthy Comedy Quotations

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

Jeff puts his relationship first and foremost and realizes I do the same, so he really watches out for me and makes sure I don't have to do anything on the show that would upset David. I was warned when I started a sketch comedy show that they could be cutthroat, but it's been like a family.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.