Jeff Foxworthy Sex Quotations

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.

Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.