Jennifer Lawrence Funny Quotations

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.

Sometimes I feel like a vampire

I dress like an old woman in my real life. If you're having conversations with people, you don't want them to remember you as the girl with the tits, You want them to pay attention to what you're saying

I'm doing what I love, and then I get months and months of rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year old. I can't stand it when actors complain.

Well, at least I had on underwear

I'm sorry, I just did a shot

We hould totally make out right now

Why can't I say anything normal?

Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.

I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.