Jerry Seinfeld Games Quotations

Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.

Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.

Golf is the ultimate avoidance activity for the dysfunctional dad. A game so nonsensically difficult, so pointless, so irrationally time consuming, the word golf itself can only stand for ‘Get Out, Leave Family.’

To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box.

What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.