Jerry Seinfeld Sex Quotations

Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.

People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

I admire the hell out of her. You can't have sex with someone you admire.

Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to we have to.

Everybody lies about sex. People lie during sex. If it weren't for lies, there'd be no sex.

A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.