Jim Gaffigan Kind Quotations

I didn't choose to be the guy who talks about the mundane - it's just who I am and it's what kind of works for me.

Television's very much a writer's medium, as it probably should be, but if you're not the writer, then as the performer, you defer to that. It's just kind of how it's constructed. Is there some leeway? Yeah. But I also don't want to come across as a jerk.

Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?

I realized, in removing or rewriting these jokes, that often the jokes weren't done or that I was using, for me, the curse words as kind of a crutch. So then I just started writing.

A lot of the teachings really kind of keep me grounded.

When I'm in touch with the idea that there is a higher power and that there is, you know, other factors at work, it - it kind of quells my narcissism.

My faith kind of keeps me in touch with the idea that I'm not in control of things.

The Pearly Gates. Am I the only one who finds it odd that Heaven has gates? What kind of neighborhood is Heaven in?