Joan Rivers Looks Quotations

Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.

All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.

I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.