Joan Rivers Making Love Quotations

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.