Joan Rivers Ugly Quotations

I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley's believe it or not' - they sent it back and said, "we don't believe it."

That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.

If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly

It's very important, and if it's the child, no matter how prepubescent or ugly it is, you always say, 'Don't you look great?' You speak to the child even if the face is a pizza.