John Green Swings Quotations

We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,' he said. 'I'm telling you, it's ninety percent of the problem.

The Catholic hierarchy has become more conservative. What we don't know is whether [Catholic voters] will become increasingly conservative, or .. stay swing voters.

But there's so much to do: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on.

Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.