I'm not going to pontificate and tell you to execute your government at dawn, but it wouldn't be a bad idea.
I've had great pleasure meeting the likes of Newt Gingrich and having a chat with the fellow on a staircase. I found him completely dishonest and totally likeable, because he doesn't care! He knows what a politician is, and he's a perfect embodiment of one.
The idea of hearing, 'Great gig, man,' one more time just turns my stomach over.
Heaven is on this earth. There are no angels on the clouds with twanging harps... That's just another man's fantasy.
I never take any commitment lightly, and I certainly don't take my wife lightly. I never did and I never will. That's permanent. That's true love.
I love being alive so much. When you come out of comas in your childhood, every moment awake is a joyous occasion.
I was brought up and raised in Britain as a Labour man, and that quickly changed. And I find there are more working-class people in the Conservative Party than the Labour party.
I cannot comprehend fundamentalism. It's fundamentally wrong.
I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine.
I like lime-flavoured yoghurt. The end. There is no religion. It’s a man-made fabrication. Once you understand that, you’ll be a happier individual. Atheism is as pointless as satanism.
Michael Jackson plays the wounded puppy very well. 'I must be the loneliest man in the world'. Well, you're not a man. And the loneliness is self inflicted, so sod off you pathetic puerile pimp. I wonder what color his willy is.