There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.
There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them.
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
There's lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they haven't got time to enjoy it.
The trouble ain't that people are ignorant: it's that they know so much that ain't so
People who have nothing to say are never at a loss in talking.
There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient.
People travel to learn; most of them before they start should learn to travel.
There's tons of people that spend a lot time watching their well being, they have not acquired time to take pleasure in it.
When good-natured people leave us we look forward with extra pleasure to their return.
Selfish people, with no heart to speak of, have the best time of it.