Lewis Black Home Quotations
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- Henry David Thoreau
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Hillary Clinton
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- Gordon B Hinckley
- Suzanne Collins
- Ezra Taft Benson
- Mark Twain
- Cassandra Clare
- Charles Dickens
- Nate Berkus
- Terry Pratchett
- William Shakespeare
- Angelina Jolie
- Billy Graham
- Rick Riordan
- Samuel Johnson
- Thomas S Monson
- Neil Gaiman
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Good Luck Quotes
If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he climbs down any chimneys tonight. Good luck. And since we're a family that isn't lucky enough to have a chimney, how would Santa get into our house? Does he bring a locksmith with him? And it probably would have to be a Jewish locksmith, because a Christian locksmith is going to want to be home with his family. And how many Jewish locksmiths are there? None.