Lewis Black Republican Quotations

The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!

The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.

The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The Democrats are the party of no ideas.

What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'