Louis C. K. Way Quotations

Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.

I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.

There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.

I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.