My thoughts are like waffles - the first few don't look so good.
At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.
Be able to hiccup silently, or at least without alerting neighbors to your situation. The first hiccup is an exception.
If your head tells you one thing, and your heart tells you another, before you do anything, you should first decide whether you have a better head or a better heart.
The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced.