Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.
No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk save in the seclusion of its temperance hall.
Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.
The system of refusing the mere act of drinking and leaving the desire in full force, is unintelligent war tactics, it seems to me