Mark Twain Skulls Quotations

Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

No throne exists that has a right to exist, and no symbol of it, flying from any flagstaff, is righteously entitled to wear any device but the skull and crossbones of that kindred industry which differs from royalty only businesswise-merely as retail differs from wholesale.