Mason Cooley Bored Quotations

When I am bored with myself, I try to find someone to listen to me.

To be a social success, do not act pathetic, arrogant, or bored. Do not discuss your unhappy childhood, your visit to the dentist,the shortcomings of your cleaning woman, the state of your bowels, or your spouse's bad habits. You will be thought a paragon (or perhaps a monster) of good behavior.

Bored by safety, the lover grows jealous and exacting.