The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.
A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.
Man proposes, woman forecloses.
When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.
Every man has two personalities; the one he reveals to women, the other to men.
Some men act upon women like champagne; when they appear the women are sparkling and full of brilliance; when they leave the fair ones grow flat, stale, and most unprofitable companions.
It takes more than a wise man to keep track of a foolish woman.
Pretty women and rich men are rarely wrong.
We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.