Ogden Nash Funny Quotations

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?

Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

No man is greater than his respect for sleep.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.