Ogden Nash People Quotations

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.

People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces properly if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the 25th of December

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as legislature.... So people who go to bed to sleep Must count French premiers or sheep, And people who ought to arise from bed Yawn and go back to sleep instead.

Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze, And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees.

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.

Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.

The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.

But that wasn't fancy enough for Lord Byron, oh dear me no, he had to invent a lot of figures of speech and then interpolate them, With the result that whenever you mention Old Testament soldiers to people they say Oh yes, they're the ones that a lot of wolves dressed up in gold and purple ate them.

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with eyes that wonder when ... People watch with unshocked eyes; But the old men know when an old man dies.

I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.