P. G. Wodehouse Brain Quotations

I suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop too much.

The brains of members of the Press departments of motion-picture studios resemble soup at a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.

Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.

Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.