Prince Philip Classic Quotations

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

Do people trip over you?

I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

So this is feminist corner then.

I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

The French don't know how to cook breakfast.

Aren't most of you descended from pirates?

You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?

It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.

Do you still throw spears at each filmother?

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

We don't come here for our health.

You bloody silly fool!

Are you running away from something?

You managed not to get eaten then?

There's a lot of your family in tonight.

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

This could only happen in a technical college.

Can you tell the difference between them?

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!

Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

That's more than you know about anything else then.

They're not mating are they?

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.

I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then?

It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

British women can't cook.

You ARE a woman, aren't you?

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs.

What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.

You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

It's a vast waste of space.

Do you work in a strip club?

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.