I've been a straight man for so many years that from force...

I've been a straight man for so many years that from force of habit I repeat everything. I went out fishing with a fellow the other day and he fell overboard. He yelled, Help! Help! Help! so I said, Help? Help? Help? And while I was waiting for him to get his laugh, he drowned.

George Burns Quote About Men, Years, Fishing: Ive Been A Straight Man...

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