Never answer a critic, unless he's right.
I write about moments, and I don't make blanket statements about anything because no one has all the answers; nobody's come up with a foolproof way to do anything when it comes to emotions.
Sometimes you have got to look at things really positively - without putting your head in the sand, you have got to manage the negatives and keep putting a positive slant on it, keep trying to find answers.
All you nerds out there (me included) - don't always rely on stats for the perfect answer.
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
More and more, as I get older, people come up to me and say, 'Thank you for all the laughter.' And my standard answer is, 'It was my pleasure.' But that's the truth.
The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to get in there and ignore the people who say no.
Don't wait for answers, just take your chances. Don't ask me why.
I don't have all the answers. I need your help, your guidance, and your leadership to tackle the challenges before us.