Bad Grades Quotations

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

We exaggerate misfortune and happiness alike. We are never as bad off or as happy as we say we are.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

Like everybody, I have invested in things that have gone bad, because there's never any guarantee of success or profit when it comes to money.